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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:43
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They put up a sign reading
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What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Just Forget it!
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No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Still no good.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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